The Official Harry Potter Drinking Game

1  Drink If:

  • Anyone is awarded points
  • Hagrid talks about a magical creature
  • Harry is mistreated by the Dursley’s
  • Someone casts a spell
  • Madame Hooch is on screen
  • A flame of any sort is in the shot
  • Draco sneers at anyone
  • We see any of the house Common Rooms

2 Drinks If:

  • Points are taken away
  • Neville does or says something stupid
  • A character’s pet is mentioned by name
  • Professor Flitwick is on screen
  • Professor McGonagall says “Potter”
  • Crabbe or Goyle are on screen
  • Draco says “Mudblood”
  • Harry is on a broom

3 Drinks If:

  • Hagrid says, “I shouldn’t have told you that.”
  • Professor Snape looks down his nose at someone
  • Hermione raises her hand in class
  • Hermione says “Hogwarts…A History”
  • Professor Sprout is on screen
  • A painting talks
  • If an owl makes a delivery

4 Drinks If:

  • Fred and George complete a sentence together
  • Professor Dumbledore shares a knowing glance with Harry
  • Harry mentions his parents
  • Harry mentions Sirius
  • Someone says “Voldemort”
  • Harry faints around a Dementor
  • Ron says, “Bloody Hell!”
  • Ron is jealous of Harry
  • you see a house elf
  • Harry cries

Chug your drink if:

  • Harry saves the day
  • Harry catches the snitch
  • Voldemort is on screen

Less impressive when you know Harry Potter was in attendance.